You know you have domestic tendencies when...
1) When you squeal in Spar because you have found clorox and therefore KNOW your chai stained kitchen sink will be clean and stop smelling like rotten foot.
2) You are excited to find a "Western" broom. Resist the urge to scare the Indians in the next aisle over by pretending to play quidditch.
3)You find tupperware containers marked down and instantly imagine which food substance will go into them. Then your brain instantly wanders off into a self dialogue about where you put your Sharpie because you already KNOW what you are going to label each container.
4) Lysol makes you happy. (It is spelled Lisol in India).
5) You envision a marching band, extravagant floats, and raining confetti all to celebrate YOUR greatest achievement. You finally put away the laundry that has been sitting on the foot of you bed for two days. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
6) You love paper towels and think that sponges are germ filled disgusting creations of Western civilization.
7) You are in India and find a cute apron on sale for 99 rupee and instantly come up with a dinner plan of what you will cook that night to chrisen your apron. You also think about pictures to take in your cute apron.
1) When you squeal in Spar because you have found clorox and therefore KNOW your chai stained kitchen sink will be clean and stop smelling like rotten foot.
2) You are excited to find a "Western" broom. Resist the urge to scare the Indians in the next aisle over by pretending to play quidditch.
3)You find tupperware containers marked down and instantly imagine which food substance will go into them. Then your brain instantly wanders off into a self dialogue about where you put your Sharpie because you already KNOW what you are going to label each container.
4) Lysol makes you happy. (It is spelled Lisol in India).
5) You envision a marching band, extravagant floats, and raining confetti all to celebrate YOUR greatest achievement. You finally put away the laundry that has been sitting on the foot of you bed for two days. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
6) You love paper towels and think that sponges are germ filled disgusting creations of Western civilization.
7) You are in India and find a cute apron on sale for 99 rupee and instantly come up with a dinner plan of what you will cook that night to chrisen your apron. You also think about pictures to take in your cute apron.
Enjoy being domestic!!! Embrace it!
haha I have moments where I think the same thing about being a closet stay at home mom (sans the kids part) =P
ReplyDeletehahaha...my favorite is the Quidditch one. Totally should have done that. :)
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